And the First Nominee for Most Confusing Story of 2006 Is…

Office “marriages”.

Having a pseudo-wife or pseudo-husband at work may not only make you happier with your job but may even improve your chances for promotions and raises, according to a report Friday.

Non-romantic “marriages” in the workplace are the newest craze in office romance, the New York Post said, citing a survey by Vault Inc., a career research and consulting company.

Non-romantic “marriages” in the workplace are the newest craze in office romance. Marriages for convenience/arrangement or for whom the romance has died I get. But if it’s non-romantic it can’t be romance but if it’s romance it should be romantic and…

Well, there went my brain for the day.

2 Responses to “And the First Nominee for Most Confusing Story of 2006 Is…”

  1. Ginger Says:

    That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. Maybe people should stop skulking around the office for a pretend spouse and shut up and get to work instead. Or at least go read a book or something. Man alive.

  2. Nyk Says:

    Oh you are just upset that nobody in the office is fake pretending to be in a non-romantic relationship without you. Err… ok, I see your point.

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