Comments on: Group Pizza Behavior http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/ The dynamic new way to bore you with stories about what I watched on TV last night. Or stuff about Macs, libertarianism, prog rock, cockatiels, mountains, travel, science fiction, the Web, and what a totally awesome guy I would be if I were anything like I would like to think I am. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:55:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Sandy http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-231 Sandy Fri, 09 Jul 2004 23:45:30 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-231 I'd order the Baby Limb pizza instead. At least it's meat. I’d order the Baby Limb pizza instead. At least it’s meat.

]]> By: Ginger http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-230 Ginger Fri, 09 Jul 2004 23:34:55 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-230 If I ever open a pizza joint, I'm having one called "Arugula and Crap" on the menu. If I ever open a pizza joint, I’m having one called “Arugula and Crap” on the menu.

]]> By: Dave-O-Rama http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-229 Dave-O-Rama Fri, 09 Jul 2004 23:16:08 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-229 Hawaiian Pizza is never eaten first. The simple reason is that it is impossible to eat imaginary pizza. Pizza does not contain pineapple. The fabled Hawaiian pizza is universally reported to have pineapple on it. Therefore it cannot exist. Fortunately this is good for dieters, as imaginary pizza has zero grams of fat. Hawaiian Pizza is never eaten first. The simple reason is that it is impossible to eat imaginary pizza. Pizza does not contain pineapple. The fabled Hawaiian pizza is universally reported to have pineapple on it. Therefore it cannot exist. Fortunately this is good for dieters, as imaginary pizza has zero grams of fat.

]]> By: Sandy http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-228 Sandy Fri, 09 Jul 2004 22:40:36 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-228 Maybe it only occurs when I'm in the group. However, it has been elevated to the status of a physical law. When I am present in the group, everyone will go for all meat before they go for meat plus veggie. Thus it is written. Ginger has offered to pay me $5 if she takes meat only before meat plus black olive. I await similar offers from those who claim they violate my law. Maybe it only occurs when I’m in the group. However, it has been elevated to the status of a physical law.

When I am present in the group, everyone will go for all meat before they go for meat plus veggie.

Thus it is written.

Ginger has offered to pay me $5 if she takes meat only before meat plus black olive. I await similar offers from those who claim they violate my law.

]]> By: Vivian Tsai http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-227 Vivian Tsai Fri, 09 Jul 2004 21:41:40 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-227 Strange breed of people I meant to say Strange breed of people I meant to say

]]> By: Vivian Tsai http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/2004/07/09/group-pizza-behavior/#comment-226 Vivian Tsai Fri, 09 Jul 2004 21:36:27 +0000 http://www.sfsmith.com/blog/?p=134#comment-226 Last Friday we had a goodbye party for a research assistant and they ordered pepperoni, cheese, Hawaiian, and veggie pizza. If I remembered correctly the Hawaiian was actually the first one gone. Maybe the group of female that I work with composes of breeds of people? Or maybe meat and fruit be the answer :-) Last Friday we had a goodbye party for a research assistant and they ordered pepperoni, cheese, Hawaiian, and veggie pizza. If I remembered correctly the Hawaiian was actually the first one gone. Maybe the group of female that I work with composes of breeds of people? Or maybe meat and fruit be the answer :-)

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